And now, all said and done, I have time to rest and lament on my deplorable and regrettable loss of tits and ass. As happy as I am to once again be in my own body, my wonderful body which naturally people may dislike on face because they hate me because I am beautiful, multifaceted, talented, witty, intelligent, wealthy and internationally famous ( Read more... )

Putting a claim on something does not ensure that it is yours. If you really wish to own it you must put it physically under your control, and keep it there. Some may talk of morality, and others of religion, but give me a snug bit of property and I shall be happy enough.

filtered to Chuck Bass;

Hello, hello. Can we have a little talk? Are you

[audio post]The prostitute has to forsake a man who has no money, the subject a king that cannot defend him, the birds a tree that bears no fruit, and the intelligent guest a house after they have finished their meal ( Read more... )

I took an hour or two to myself today, to do some looking around for nice little shops and restaurants of report. I did find a lovely little Indian place, but more importantly, I found a beautiful piece on oil and canvas that I had to have.

( cut not ic. possibly not worksafe fine art. )

Let's talk of something of great social and cultural import. Dancing. Dance, along with writing, music, and physical exercise, was basic to the education system and I cannot extol enough its virtues as a means of cultivating both body and, if you're into such concepts, soul. So important, in fact, is dancing, that in Arcadia-- a place where I spent ( Read more... )

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What's the difference between medium and rare?

Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.

Anyway, the weather's finally getting fit for a lamb roast, and I've been saving up, so I think it's about time we had one on the beach. A good old-fashioned open-pit barbeque, in the greatest of American traditions. That's what my country is founded on, ( Read more... )

I hear some people are missing some pieces of personal property. That's just terrible, isn't it? Personally, I have a great deal of respect for said personal property. I only wish that it were my property so that I could more perfectly respect it.

Anyway, any lessons that I would have been available for on the fifth as well as the sixth and maybe ( Read more... )

The best part about the spring is the fact that all of you gender dimorphic types are gearing up to sow your wild oats. All of you. No matter how much you may avoid the very topic, you're just as much a part of nature as all of the horny rabbits and birds and bees and whatever around you. You can try to deny it, but in the end all any of you are is ( Read more... )